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Spring Break Fat Loss !!!!

Spring Break starts TODAY!:) And everyday, I'm gonna try to go to the gym for at least 2-3 hours a day. My goal is to lose 5 lbs over spring break and to lose 10 by summer...!!!! I hope I can do this! Wish me luck! :) 

Poems I Wrote..

These poems are kinda dark but they actually tell a story and have a meaning behind them.
                                                                                                                                     

Love is something I guess I'll never understand.
Realization is something I'll never have.
I've had such bad luck. I keep getting stuck.
Always took the wrong path. Never made the right decision.
And now look where I'm at.
Looking through a rainy window finally realizing that I screwed it up.
I screwed it all up.I guess it's over now.
This window of raindrops will never be a window of color without you here.
I'm going to wait though, hoping you'll realize that this is foreal.
I'll wait for however long it takes.
I just can't stand this feeling anymore.
For you I'll always wait.



3-14-11
Trying to hide it doesn't work for me. I can't fake something I don't feel.
Reading my thought and feelings is hard to do, but when I've completely lost control, you can tell.
I want to be able to hide it, but this time around it's just too hard.


3-14-11
As I sit here, letting the time pass before my eyes, I wonder if you feel the same way I do.
Or if you're thinking the same things I'm thinking.
How things used to be. The times were so happy and never dull.
People are noticing a change in me.
The change is because you're no longer here, but I wish for your return.
I can't live without you. Not now.

3-14-11
People look in the mirror and wonder what they could change about themselves.
For me, I sit here and wonder what I can change in my mind.
I used to think living without you for a week or two was easy and no big deal.
Now that you might be gone forever, I can't dare to think it's gonna be okay.
The feeling of emptiness has already visited me and it's been with me for a while now.
It's so strong that it's making me emotionally unstable. Just the way I've made you feel before.
I never knew what it felt like for you until now.
I've hurt you so bad. I don't know how I can make it better or get you back.
I just know that I'm gonna need a lot of hope.
Hope, to me, before was just another word, but now it has a larger impact on my life.
It now has a meaning.
I actually realize what it is.
And I do need it.
Without it, I don't know how I'll ever get back to you.

Love is blind, and it's not fair.  You can't see it, so how are you supposed to believe it? I didn't feel it until it was too late.

All My Life I've Been Good..But Now...

AVRIL LAVIGNE'S NEW SONG:
WHAT THE HELL

Ohhh my god, it's sooo amazin'! :) I LOVE Avril Lavigne and I love her new song. I'm gonna buy her new album!!!! It comes out soon and I'm gonna RUN to Walmart and buy it! LOL jk I'm gonna get drivin' there...cause I'm 16 and still DON'T have my license.....>:P   But anywayssss!!!! AHHHH!!!! I'm SO EXCITED.





You say that I'm messing with your head
All cause I was making out with your friend
Love hurts whether it's right or wrong
I can't stop cause I'm having too much fun

You're on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I've been good,
But now
I'm thinking What The Hell
All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about
If you love me
If you hate me
You can save me
Baby, baby
All my life I've been good
But now
Whoaaa...
What The Hell

So what if I go out on a million dates
You never call or listen to me anyway
I'd rather rage than sit around and wait all day
Don't get me wrong
I just need some time to play

You're on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I've been good,
But now
I'm thinking What The Hell
All I want is to mess around

And I don't really care about
If you love me
If you hate me
You can save me
Baby, baby
All my life I've been good
But now
Whoaaa...
What The Hell

Lalalala la la
Whoa Whoa
Lalalala la la
Whoa Whoa

You say that I'm messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head when
I'm messing with you in bed

All my life I've been good,
But now
I'm thinking What The Hell
All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about
All my life I've been good,
But now
I'm thinking What The Hell
All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about
If you love me
If you hate me
You can save me
Baby, baby
All my life I've been good
But now
Whoaaa...
What The Hell

Lalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalala




PS.-- I now HATE journalism.... :D
Sorrayyyyy! I just don't like all this workbook stuff on the computer.I'd rather do worksheets...and I hate design. Just sayin'.

BUT listen to the song up there!!!! ^^^^

Journalism Now Sucks

I hate what we're doing in this class now....i hate design and this workbook we have to do. I'm getting really frustrated.
I just wanna go home. :/

I Am Now Mad-Photography

So,I just found out that our photography "unit" in here is done?!....uhhhh NO! THAT'S NOT KOOL @ ALL. So yeah, now I'm mad. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>:l   I was really looking forward to doing photography in here...buuuut,now we can't.
It only lasted like 2 weeks....not even.  UGH.
You don't even understand how upset I am right now...
I'm as mad as this person....


AND this person...


AND this person...


and this person.....


you nkow what I say about no more photo
graphy?.....
THIS



i'm done now because i'm too mad.    bye.  >:(

MOST AWKWARD MOMENT ON TV

Watch from 1:37-2:08


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhKT2V-Y-SA&feature=channel

lmFao    You have to admit that was FREAKIN' AWKWARD AS HECK!

TIME FOR SOME AWKWARD FAMILY PICTURES!

Photography/ Random Stuff/ Songs&Singers

HEYYY YA'LL  :D 



Next journalism class, tomorrow, we start PHOTOGRAPHY! :) I am SO excited. I LOVE LOVE LOVE photography, and am a photographer myself. Check out my photography album on facebook. (You might have to add me to see it). Here's the link anyways. 

     http://www.facebook.com/album.php?id=100000015052344&aid=4739

If you CAN'T see them, here are a few pics from my album...










I'm listenin' to Avril Lavigne right now. I used to be obsessed with her & her music. I don't really listen to her at all anymore though.

I'm now IN LOVE <3 with COUNTRY music. <3  And have been since 8th grade :D
Keith Urban ;D Jason Aldean!
Zac Brown Band Carrie Underwood!
Little Big Town  Tim McGraw
The Band PerryBrad Paisley

Just a few of my favs :)

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is AMAZING.

Not only is Katy Perry pretty,but her voice is AMAZING. Right now,her song Firework is my FAVORITE song. I would kill to have her voice.:)!!!!! Her song Firework is a very moving song. It's basically about not being afraid to express who you really are on the indside, and about not letting your flaws stop you from having a great life. You should be proud of who you are and you shouldn't be ashamed of who you are or what you like. Yes,people DO judge other people ALL THE TIME. And some people may not like you,but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be and express who you really are. I wish more people would realize that it DOESN'T MATTER who doesn't like you. Who really wants to spend their life caring about what other think of them? I know I don't care what people think of me,I don't care if people don't like the way I am,the way I act,the way I don't act, the things I believe in,the things I don't,the things I like and don't like. I like my personality and I like my friends and I like the way I live and I'm not gonna change for ANYONE.

Cause baby, I'M A FIREWORK <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw&feature=fvw

The Internet

The internet is SO addictive. We've been on Christmas break for almost a week now,and I've spent about 54 hrs on the internet....if not more than that. But that's not the only thing I've done all break. Once I get on facebook though,I can't get off. It's TOO addicting. I can be on it all day and not be bored. Ridiculous,I know, but oh well. YouTube is another thing I can be on all day. It's very entertaining. I mostly like videos on there that are pointless and stupid, because they're the most funniest to me. Like this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZGyzz5O-U

yeah watch it, :) LOL

12/4-5/10

I went to Chicago last weekend with my friend Brianna Novaski and her mom and sister. We stayed at the Swiss hotel .(Realllllll expensive hotel.)Good thing her mom's work paid for it! LOL...We had and AMAZING view from our hotel room....   HERE ARE SOME PICS I TOOK FROM OUR WINDOW.




We got there on Saturday and we stayed over night in our hotel. When we got to Chicago,we got to our hotel,then went shopping at Forever 21, went out to eat at Rainforest Cafe, and then went to Navy Pier. We then went back to our hotel room and watched like 3 movies. One was Polar Express,next was Mean Girls,and the last one was Legally Blonde,which I didnt get to watch all of it bc Brianna turned the TV off
:(
When we woke up,we had breakfast, and LET ME TELL YOU. You know how I said this hotel was expensive? Yeah,well I wasn't exaggirating..We got 2 orders of french toast, and order of sausage and baccon which was $9 each,milk,hot coco,and toast...ALL TOGETHER,IT WAS $90 !!!!!!!!!! Again,we didn't have to pay bc of Brianna's mom's work,THANK GOSH!

 After we ate, we went to church (sigh) Sorry if you're really religious,but i do not like going to church anymore. BUT the inside of the church was AMAZING...words can't even describe it. Literally. Then we went to the train station,sat in Starbucks for an hour and waited for the train and headed home. There were a whole buncha kids on the train with us and they could all speak a different language,and I mean everyperson knew a seperate language. One spoke spanish,one spoke french,one spoke polish,and so on. It was kool. When we got off the train,we went back to Brianna's grandma's house and chilled there for about 2 hours,then I went home. I was tired :p

And that was my weekend for ya'll :)

HOLLA AT A CHICKEN

If you're ever in a bad mood,just listen to this song,it makes no sense but it's funny :)

(chorus)
bwok bwok, chicken chicken
bwok bwok, chicken heads (boy please whateva)
bwok bwok, chicken chicken
bwok bwok, chicken heads
(x4)

(Project Pat)
bald-head skally-wag
ain't got no hair in back
gelled up weaved up
yo hair is messed
need to get bout' a hustle mission
get up on loot run to beautican
run game until the game is gravy
that don't mean spend cheese fa tha baby
(bwok bwok) on a stalk stalk for a bootleg
(bwok bwok) pretty walk walk givin out head
ain't a thang eat a chicken wang
got some gold teeth
at da club tryin ta shake that thang
tryin ta get piece
chicken chicken always into some dumb shit
shuolda paid ya light bill
you bought a outfit
stay at ya mammy house
and keep a smart mouth
its Project Memphis Tenn represent tha south
so pass tha dro-dro and we gone stay tickin
full of that mo mo holla at a chicken

(Chorus)

(Lil Chat)
yeah you like my outfit
don't even fake the deal
i thought you said you had your girl on the light bill

(Project Pat)
always in my face
talkin this and that
girl i had to buy some rims for da Cadilac

(Lil Chat)
you riding clean
but ya gas tank is on E
be stepping out ain't no descent shoes on ya feet

(Project Pat)
that's just the meter broke
youn't know'cha talkin bout
anyway them new Jordans finna come out

(Lil Chat)
hate see ya in a club
ya mobbin wit a mug
know that ya ridin wit ya boy
ya nothing but a scrub

(Project Pat)
but he was with me
that's when you hated
cause when i got up on ya friend ya damn-near fainted

(Lil Chat)
i sho did
in our face drankin on that 'yak'
moutth fulla golds but yo ass need some tic tacs

(Project Pat)
what? you need some gun
breath like some thunder
what you lookin at
i don't want yo phone number
(boy please whateva)

(Chorus)

(Dj Paul)
now these chicken head hoes see this platinum thick as white gold
see the 20 inch Pirelli's roll
mane thank the vogues
dodgin all my foes
ridin Cady truck wit dvd
a flock of broads follow me
from the club to break they knees
knowin that's all i want
straight out tha club
tha rest ain't smellin right
the last thang on they mind is freshin up
its goin down tonight
weave in they head
weed in they purse
still crunk
baby seats all across the back wit close in the trunk

(Juicy J)
i been known to hold my own
i been known to ride on chrome
i been known to flip a platinum watch wit the diamond stones
i'm the fool supplyin tha dro
i'm tha fool supplyin tha blow
i'm tha playa who got u chicken heads knockin at my do
tellin me that you diggin me
tellin me i'm yo man to be
girlfriend its gone cost a fee
get yo rags and work that streets
pay ya boy and make me rich
so we keep them swisher's lit

(???)
yo fees we count them g's
cashin it from all you chicks

(Chorus)

Jar Of Hearts :(

i know i can’t take one more step towards you
cause all thats waiting is regret
don’t you know i’m not your ghost anymore
you lost the love i loved the most

i learned to live, half alive
and now you want me one more time

who do you think you are?
runnin’ ’round leaving scars
collecting a jar of hearts
tearing love apart
you’re gonna catch a cold
from the ice inside your soul
don’t come back for me
who do you think you are?

i hear you’re asking all around
if i am anywhere to be found
but i have grown too strong
to ever fall back in your arms

ive learned to live, half alive
and now you want me one more time

who do you think you are?
runnin’ ’round leaving scars
collecting a jar of hearts
and tearing love apart
you’re gonna catch a cold
from the ice inside your soul
don’t come back for me
who do you think you are?

it took so long just to feel alright
remember how to put back the light in my eyes
i wish i had missed the first time that we kissed
cause you broke all your promises
and now you’re back
you don’t get to get me back
who do you think you are?
running around leaving scars
collecting a jar of hearts
and tearing love apart
you’re gonna catch a cold
from the ice inside your soul
so don’t come back for me
dont come back at all


who do you think you are?
who do you think you are?
who do you think you are?

Tied Down

Ohhh I, Don't know what to say
And I, have told you lately
That I'm tired of talking about the same old reasons we change
Just take it easy don't worry about a thing these days

Because I'm keeping it cool, now thinking about you
sticking around and if we should pay
Tied down,looking around and I know what I want so don't hold me down
Oh I, I don't play games , and I, I have been learning

To just to let it all go and stay quiet when I feel like speaking
My mind done whatever it is I need to make clear and just say

That I'm keeping it cool, now thinking about you, sticking around and if we should pay
Tied down, I'm looking around and I know what I want so don't hold me down...
Down....
Down....
Don't you hold me down

Because I'm keeping it cool, now thinking about you, sticking around and if we should pay
Tied down, I'm looking around and I know what I want so don't hold me down

Oh I, I can't take it
So please please please won't you listen
To the troubles all around me, I'm caught up and I'm barely breathin
But I'm finding that holding on is harder than never leaving.

I MUST admit-Toy Story3

I thought I wasn't going to like Toy Story 3 at ALL because of the fact that I hate all animated movies,and cartoons.I actually liked TS3,though.It wasn't sad to me like it was to mostly everyone else though. I dont know why people would cry over that movie.It's not even real life. Which is the biggest thing I hate about animation.I would see TS3 again,but I would never buy the movie and even though I liked it,I'm glad I didn't spend money and see it in theaters.It wasn't that good that I'd spend money on it  :P    Sorry,just my opinion.

A Poem I Wrote

Leave comments letting me know if you like it or not,thoughts about it,or anything else you want to share,if anything. Thanks.


                                                                    
I never thought a childhood crush would impair me for as long as it has.
I miss you so much it hurts.
At random times,I get thoughts about you,about us.
I miss you,and us together.
Together,we spelled love.Felt love.Showed love.And had love.
A strong love.
When I said goodbye,I was blind and lost.
I didn't know what I was doing,
But I've seen the aftermath that my injudiciousness has brought fourth.
I've seen how bad I've hurt you.I can see why you won't forget or forgive.
After asking for a second chance for making such a doltish mistake in letting you go,I can see why the answer is no.
We went different ways,but we've returned,somewhat,at a small level.
Whether it's a small smile or big that you flash towards me to say "hello",I smile back,big,not just then,but for the rest of the day.
Because even though you may not want me back,a diminutive gesture like that lets me know that you still care.
Even though we may not be together,please,always know,that I love you and I always will.
And I will never let you go.
Mistakes were made,but my love for you will never fade.

11/5-7/10

Well,this weekend has been VERY boring. I have been grounded all weekend with nothing to do. I got blamed for being caught in my friend's&sister's STUPID AND IMMATURE fight? So thats always kool i guess. I got my phone taken away,my ipod,and my camera! The 3 most important things to me...haha.Well i got my report card back and I am very disappointed. :( I got 3 B+'s, 3 B's,and one B-......NO A's >:(. BUT i did still make the honor roll with a 3.094 GPA...which to me SUCKS...(for myself)....i NEED to do better next time...:(

PS-It'd be kool of you people were original and didnt COPY every single thing i put and say on here.I like how theres only ONE me and i dont need or want another one.k thanks.

CHECK OUT THESE HOTTIES ;)  
Josh Duhamel:)  aka,my husband. and muscles:)



Jake Gyllenhaal,2nd husband...HOTTIE :)


Keith Urban :) 3rd Husband! look at dem eyes :)


EMINEM aka,my 4th husband :)

Awesome Country Songs

 Jerrod Niemann-Lover Lover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q0LE3gtUn8&ob=av2e

Miranda Lambert-White Liar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoR2Oax82kY&ob=av2e

Jerrod Niemann-What Do You Want
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97BfC4LgrXk

Taylor Swift-Enchanted <3...love this song(new)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO5pSVBHM_o&feature=fvst


theres a LOT more but i can't put EVERY good song on here:)

JUAN'S SECRET

Me,Jen Maguire, and Nadine Velasquez all know Juan's secret....

HiS sEcReT cRuSh.... ...I'm not gonna say the name,...but if you observe him for a day,you'll know who I'm talkin about...I think she knows who she is....

Jen's hair looks bad today :(  Just sayin'
i know right?:( -jen<3